BLONDIE

Answer YES or NO
8 or less Blonde Moments makes you a smart blonde


Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.


- YES

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.


- YES

You have ran into a glass or screen door.


- YES

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.


- KINDA

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.


- PROBABLY

You have ran into a tree.


- NO?

It IS possible to lick your elbow.


- NO.

(maybe, maybe if you're weirdly double jointed)

You just tried to lick your elbow.


- NO


You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
- I KNEW THAT.



You just tried to sing them.


- NO, SAME THEM ALL THE TIME TO KIDS

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.


- JUST TRIPPED, NOT FALLEN

You have choked on your own spit.


- NOT REALLY

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.


- NEVER WATCHED IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH, BUT I GOT IT FOR THE MOST PART

You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.


- NOPE DIDN'T NOTICE IT ( don't think you have to be blonde to catch that one)



You just looked at it.


- YES


Your hair is blonde or dirty blonde.


- DIRTY BLONDE

People have called you slow.


- NOT USUALLY

You have accidentally caught something on fire.


- A LONG TIME AGO

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.


- YES

You have caught yourself drooling.


- YES

You’ve fallen asleep in class.


- NOT REALLY

If someone says “fart” you laugh.


- NOPE

You just laughed.


- NO

Sometimes you just stop thinking.


- I DON'T THINK SO

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.


-SOMETIMES


People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.


- NO

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.


- YES.

(I blame that on my hearing problems as a kid)

You use your fingers to do simple math.


-SOMETIMES

You have eaten a bug.


-NO

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.


- NO

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it .


- I REALIZE ONCE I PUT IT ON

You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.


- YES

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.


-NO


You break a lot of things.


- NO

Your friends know not to use big words around you.


- NO.



You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.


- PROBABLY

You have fallen out of your chair before.


- PROBBALY

When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.


-NO